It got to the point where both establishments where thinking of installing special revolving door entrances just for him. The password for both joints was the same. "Hello, I think you know me. I'm Bing Crosby's golf caddy". That's a jest, of course, yet it gives you an idea of the type of humor he was known for in his time. Needless to say, Hope was a lot better at it than me. Still the question remains. Does anyone know him anymore? Am I talking about someone who even existed? Did I make that whole name up? Here's what author John Steinbeck wrote about him in a newspaper dispatch that was compiled later on into a non-fiction collection titled Once There was a War. "When the time for recognition of service to the nation in wartime comes to be considered, Bob Hope should be high on the list. This man drives himself and is driven. It is impossible to see how he can do so much, can cover so much ground, can work so hard, and can be so effective. He works month after month at a pace that would kill most people. Moving about the country in camps, airfields, billets, supply depots, and hospitals, you hear one thing consistently. Bob Hope is coming, or Bob Hope has been here.
"In some way he has caught the soldiers’ imagination. He gets laughter wherever he goes from men who need laughter. He has created a character for himself—that of the man who tries too hard and fails, and who boasts and is caught at it. His wit is caustic, but is never aimed at people, but at conditions and at ideas, and where he goes men roar with laughter and repeat his cracks for days afterward (78)". The writer also offers this interesting bit of trivia about the entertainer. "The Secretary of War is on an inspection tour, but it is Bob Hope who is expected and remembered (ibid)". Fast forward to today, and all most of us can do is ask one simple question. Mr. Steinbeck, who on Earth are you even talking about? Come to think of it, who are you anyway? What have you done that so important? Anyway, why waste space on an old court jester? That seems to be the opinion most folks would have about a name like Bob Hope, even if a lot of us can't find the right words to express it. The basic meaning behind such questions is the same, "Why should I care"? It brings to mind something Mark Twain said a long time ago. He claimed that "Fame is a vapor". To which most will ask, "Who's Mark Twain"?As to the question of whether Bob Hope is a real person, the answer, in the strictest sense, is no. There never was a real Bob Hope. All that happened was that once upon a time, a Welsh stone mason named Henry Hope met a girl named Avis Townes. He was a working stiff, and she was something of a theater brat, with what was, at the time, a steady career as a concert singer. Perhaps to Henry's own surprise, Avis accepted his proposal, and they got married in the year 1890. It was pretty good so far as married households went. It was almost like that Chuck Berry song, the one that goes "C'est la vie, say the old folks. It goes to show you never can tell". The one hitch in this fairy tale was Henry's penchant for gambling his funds away on the race track. Henry made his growing family into self-imposed exiles in the city of Cheltenham, which was all they could afford. While there, in 1903, the couple welcomed their fifth child to whatever this is. They named him Leslie Townes Hope. It's not the most promising way to start a life. That's the kind of name that will get you beat up, if you're not careful. It almost goes without saying that as he began to come of age, young Leslie soon learned how to become a practiced brawler. Before that, however, there was a change in the family's household fortunes.Henry had a brother named Frank, and at the time of Leslie's birth, his uncle was holding down a steady job in Cleveland. A bit of reading between the lines makes you sort of realize that in terms of family dynamics, Frank was always the reliable, dependable sibling who knew how to be a diligent worker, and hold on to a job. Henry, meanwhile, seems to have been as close to a polar opposite black sheep as you can get without ever having the label handed to him. Still, you've got to give Leslie's father some credit, he seemed determined to do right by his growing family. So when the opportunity came to get some much needed income by moving to the United States to work alongside Frank, Henry made one of those decisions that seem pragmatic at first glance, and then later on reveal themselves to be a fateful turning point for the future of at least one of his children. Henry Hope landed in the States sometime in 1904, just a year after Leslie's birth. Despite his often lazy and irresponsible ways, Henry surprised perhaps even himself with a newfound ability to put his nose to the grindstone same as his brother, and slowly and surely began to stockpile enough money to send for the rest of the family to join him.
The reason for this newfound responsibility is obvious enough once you realize that with FrankHis parents doted on him, for one thing. Nor was there any false notes in their love. It also something they spread to all of their kids. I was unable to find anything that would label them as bad parents. Yes, they were oddballs, yet there's never anything really abusive about them that I could find, especially when the whole bunch got to the States. Instead, it was all just a case of Mom and Dad channeling the youth that neither of them ever got a chance to misspend into more productive outlets for their kids. In Leslie's case, this involved sooner or later getting bit by the same showbiz bug that infected his mother so long ago. In most homes this kind of thing would single Les out as the runt of the litter. In the Hope manse, however, he just made his folks proud. With that type of encouragement under his hat, Leslie Townes soon found himself taking his chances in between dropping out of school forever and holding down a series of odd jobs by trying his hand at getting his start in the world of Vaudeville. To give an idea of what this long vanished institution was like, imagine a bawdier version of The Muppet Show, except that unless someone like Edgar Bergen was onstage, there wasn't a puppet anywhere in sight.
It was a pretty ramshackle operation all around, and yet Vaudeville's circuit was the birthing ground for some of the biggest names in comedy during the Golden Age of Cinema. The more you know the filmography of this era, the more impressive the list of names to come from Vaudeville sounds. It included the likes of Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, George Burns and his wife, Gracie Allen, and their lifelong friend, Jack Benny. Sooner or later, after a lot of dedicated hard work, Leslie Townes Hope was able to add his name to that impressive roster as well. He had to find a better stage name for himself first, though. It's the kind of thing that's probably not so much of a big deal now. However, Henry and Avis's most talented son figured no one was ever going to put up with, much less remember a name like Leslie. So after a bit of digging around for ideas, he settled on the moniker of Bob Hope. The rest is pretty much history. Finding the right name seems to have done a lot for Leslie Hope's confidence. He began to get more laughs for his audience as he continued to workshop his material. With greater laughs came greater notices, and his star continued its upwards trajectory from there.In retrospect, the greatest achievement Hope ever managed to give himself was realizing that he'd found a place outside of his family where he could say he belonged. Left to his own devices out on the streets, Leslie Townes would have still been a survivor. He also would have been stuck as the odd man out. His natural roguish ways and mannerism would have left with the kind of bad reputation that, if he wasn't careful, might have landed him in all kinds of hot water. Up on the stage, as Bob Hope, however, his smart mouth was appreciated for the clever wit that emerged from it, often before he even had a chance to think about what he was going to say. All he had to do was look on a scene of human foibles, and the puns and jabs would start to crowd into his mind waiting for a chance to become the punchline. It was Hope's ability to channel all that reckless energy into a stage practice that soon became one of the earliest examples of what we now know as stand-up insult comedy. The best part about it all was that Hope found himself embraced for being a wit. It was like discovering there was this second home away from home that was out there just waiting for him to arrive. After cutting his teeth on the Vaudeville stage, that home began to expand for Bob Hope in a lot interesting ways.Like every single comic on that list above, Hollywood came scouting for talent on the circuit, and Hope got scooped up to Tinseltown, just like Burns, Allen, Benny, and the rest. This was a somewhat regular occurrence for a brief span of time in Hollywood's early history. Film moguls like Carl Laemmle and Louis B. Mayer had just begun to set up shop in the Valley of L.A. Studios like Metro Pictures and Universal began with first buying up land, then building soundstages and home offices, then gathering together all the camera and editing equipment that you could either get your hands on, or else build up from scratch. Then they would assemble a team of artists, technicians, and writers to operate behind the cameras. All the Studios needed to complete the picture where stars to perform in front of the lens. It wasn't a question of being starved for talent, either. It was more like a bunch of independent entrepreneurs (yes, there was a time when you could have said this about the Big Studios with an absolutely straight face) were able to open a series of privately own megamart stores, and then had to go out and hunt for products to put in the shelf aisles. The major difference is that storytelling was Hollywood's stock and trade back then. It meant you needed faces to help make believe come alive.
So, if you were an enterprising studio head like Samuel Goldwyn or Walt Disney, you sent scouts out to look for talent wherever you could find it. A lot of times, the kind of talent you were looking for could be found on the Vaudeville stage, and one day Bob Hope found himself as Tinseltown's latest discovery. In many ways, it's fair to say he never looked back. While his name has faded into a near obscurity by this point, at the time, he was able to enjoy the kind reputation that stars like Bill Murray, Steve Martin, or Eddie Murphy are still able to enjoy today. This marks the first time one of Bob Hope's movies has ever been reviewed here on The Scriblerus Club. It comes from somewhere in the middle of Hope's career, after a heyday of covering himself with glory as an entertainer for the troops during World War II. It's a nice little piece in which he stars alongside a bright young comedian named Lucille Ball. It's also a film that manages to surprise you with how familiar it's story is if you're an 80s kid. Made in 1949, and based off the work of Damon Runyon, this is the tale of Sorrowful Jones.